A funny for a Friday

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living in a nursing home.
One dayhe appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” said Mr. Goldstein, “My Private part died today,
and I am very sad.”

Knowing her patients were sometimes forgetful, she replied,
“Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.”

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
“Mr. Goldstein,” she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.”

But, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Goldstein, “I told you yesterday that
my Private Part died.”

“Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?”

(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)

“Well, he replied, “Today’s the viewing.”

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2 responses to this post.

  1. hahahaha I love jokes like that.

    Reply

  2. Oh man! I actually laughed out loud with that one. That one is rich!

    Reply

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