Friday Funny

 My uncle  in Texas sends me alot of jokes:

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

Oh, I don’t know”, said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”

“OK”. she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse , a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?”

The stranger thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

“Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know
shit?”

 

don’t forget to read the post below!! 

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Ahahahahahahahahaha!

    Reply

  2. Both JC and I read this– another classic! Keep ’em coming!

    Reply

  3. Love this. Definitely one to remember.

    Reply

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