The unfortunate truth.

This is a joke.  But it’s very true.

PMS Light Bulb Joke

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.

 

And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.

 

 

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE TRASH

 

IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF TRASH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS…

 

I’m sorry… what did you ask me?

 

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5 responses to this post.

  1. lmao!!!!! this is great! and so true, so true!

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  2. AMEN! Are you sure you aren’t describing MY house? Eesh!

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  3. So very, very true! Me to a tee.

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  4. just like a man!

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  5. Laughed til I cried. And I’m past PMS . But some things never change.

    Reply

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